Eminem - Alfred's Theme (Lyric Video)

Eminem - Alfred's Theme (Lyric Video)

Eminem’s new album MUSIC TO BE MURDERED BY - SIDE B (DELUXE EDITION)
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Music video by Eminem performing Alfred’s Theme (Lyric Video). © 2020 Marshall B. Mathers III

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  • Before I check the mic (check, check, one, two) I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (good evening) Coronavirus in effect tonight Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (yeah) I throw on my tux, then I (yeah) give zero fucks, then I (yeah) Act like a jockstrap (uh), cup my nuts, then I (yeah) Check my ball hair (what?), make sure it's all there (yeah) Then call the pallbearer (yeah) It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop? Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box You're all hitched to my cock (what?) Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot Then treated it like a cyclops Like it's the only one I got And my thoughts are like nines cocked (chk-chk) Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked That's why there's parental advising (visine) every time I drop (eye drop) So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out? Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out The filthiest, so all this talk about "I'm washed up", how preposterous Because if cleanliness is next to godliness It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun Still on top the pile Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial Quick to call you out on your bullshit Don't make me give that crock a dial 'Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the Bars that never slack, but always get attacked (yeah) I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit 'Cause I have this target on my back (ew, yuck) But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans I'd probably pop five Xans (yeah) Go in my garage, start my van Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can And doze off like But odds like that, with these thoughts I have's Like a giant getting squashed by ants If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors Like I just tossed my crayons (tossed my crayons) Small, medium, and large size cans Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands Shit, hold on, man Motherfucker Happy birthday to- Fuck (shh, quiet) I sit in silence in candlelit environments Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch What the fuck? Hold on, wait "I'm Diddy's side bitch?" Oh, I'm still east side, bitch So until the E-N-D, since EPMD Been givin' y'all the business (yeah), D-R-E and me (yup) From the MMLP to MTBMB (bitch) Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (haha) So call me Santa Clause (Santa Clause) 'Cause at the present (yeah), I out-rap 'em all, I'm at the mall Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (uh) Through a plastic straw (yeah) with a fractured jaw (damn) My dick is coat check (ha), she wanna jack it off (yeah) I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law Mentally, I'm fucked up General Lee (duh) Dukes of Hazzard car (yeah), get the cadaver dogs 'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (brr) This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp" I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt" Then go eat some worms, like the early bird What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander (panda) But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (damn) And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after Or they gon' give me the needle (what?) like a vinyl scratcher (DJ) Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't No bite, like a tree, mostly just all bark, arf, arf But y'all pickin' the wrong tree They call me dog because I'm bar king (bark, bark) And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park I'd describe it as bowling (why?) ball hard (ball's hard) 'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten 'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (pins) The cypher begins I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin My mind is a recycling bin There's no place I never been But I never budge and I never bend You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends Like adult diapers for men Even when I'm rappin' less stellar It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you But if bars were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter 'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (nah) So you'd be a fitted (yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap Bitch, I'll pee on your head like a Phillies hat (haha) No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree Bitch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea You're always punkin' out like Halloween You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome 'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood It's lookin' like it's that time of the month Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer Fuckin' phenomenal, but Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole Wait, why'd the beat cut off? Fuck it

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  • Certified Hood Classic

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  • Bruhhhhhhh

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    • @GHOST i like yo cut g

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    • Wassup

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  • The world play is mind blowing and extremely humorous

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  • New fan from India someone welcome 😞

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  • Good video

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  • he is just rapping random shit. how is this even fucking good..

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  • Before I check the mic (check, check, one, two) I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (good evening) Coronavirus in effect tonight Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (yeah) I throw on my tux, then I (yeah) give zero fucks, then I (yeah) Act like a jockstrap (uh), cup my nuts, then I (yeah) Check my ball hair (what?), make sure it's all there (yeah) Then call the pallbearer (yeah) It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop? Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box You're all hitched to my cock (what?) Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot Then treated it like a cyclops Like it's the only one I got And my thoughts are like nines cocked (chk-chk) Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked That's why there's parental advising (visine) every time I drop (eye drop) So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out? Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out The filthiest, so all this talk about "I'm washed up", how preposterous Because if cleanliness is next to godliness It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun Still on top the pile Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial Quick to call you out on your bullshit Don't make me give that crock a dial 'Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the Bars that never slack, but always get attacked (yeah) I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit 'Cause I have this target on my back (ew, yuck) But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans I'd probably pop five Xans (yeah) Go in my garage, start my van Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can And doze off like But odds like that, with these thoughts I have's Like a giant getting squashed by ants If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors Like I just tossed my crayons (tossed my crayons) Small, medium, and large size cans Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands Shit, hold on, man Motherfucker Happy birthday to- Fuck (shh, quiet) I sit in silence in candlelit environments Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch What the fuck? Hold on, wait "I'm Diddy's side bitch?" Oh, I'm still east side, bitch So until the E-N-D, since EPMD Been givin' y'all the business (yeah), D-R-E and me (yup) From the MMLP to MTBMB (bitch) Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (haha) So call me Santa Clause (Santa Clause) 'Cause at the present (yeah), I out-rap 'em all, I'm at the mall Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (uh) Through a plastic straw (yeah) with a fractured jaw (damn) My dick is coat check (ha), she wanna jack it off (yeah) I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law Mentally, I'm fucked up General Lee (duh) Dukes of Hazzard car (yeah), get the cadaver dogs 'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (brr) This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp" I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt" Then go eat some worms, like the early bird What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander (panda) But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (damn) And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after Or they gon' give me the needle (what?) like a vinyl scratcher (DJ) Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't No bite, like a tree, mostly just all bark, arf, arf But y'all pickin' the wrong tree They call me dog because I'm bar king (bark, bark) And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park I'd describe it as bowling (why?) ball hard (ball's hard) 'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten 'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (pins) The cypher begins I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin My mind is a recycling bin There's no place I never been But I never budge and I never bend You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends Like adult diapers for men Even when I'm rappin' less stellar It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you But if bars were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter 'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (nah) So you'd be a fitted (yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap Bitch, I'll pee on your head like a Phillies hat (haha) No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree Bitch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea You're always punkin' out like Halloween You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome 'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood It's lookin' like it's that time of the month Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer Fuckin' phenomenal, but Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole Wait, why'd the beat cut off? Fuck it

    Ethan BrestEthan Brest15 घंटे पहले
  • F*cking GOAT

    Eric TullerEric Tuller17 घंटे पहले
  • CAUSE EVERYTIME IDROP (EYE DROP) 👑 legend in lyrics

    THREE BROTHERSTHREE BROTHERS17 घंटे पहले
    • Before that he said that's why there's parental advising(visine which is a brand of eye drops.)

      Klodinke DiloniKlodinke Diloni10 घंटे पहले
  • It’s funny how many of these younger rappers who grew up on Em, still can’t be as great as *him*

    Damon SpriteDamon Sprite19 घंटे पहले
  • I love Eminem I always have if you would asked me last year wats my favorite song it would have to be just don’t give a fuck but I just might start saying this is my favorite track🔥

    Lrd _D34THLrd _D34TH21 घंटे पहले
  • The disrespect, the fact this has 4.4mil is beyond me. The more you study Eminem the more you realise he is undoubtedly the best rapper to have ever lived.

    CANCANTCANCANT21 घंटे पहले
  • Ending was golden

    Mr.J 01Mr.J 0123 घंटे पहले
    • Agreed

      Robert Germain IIRobert Germain II20 घंटे पहले
  • You still can't touch this level of skill, me either! 🔥 🔥 🔥

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  • Yo marshall mathers mmm stop Stop drop and roll let the beat flow I'm a bouncer at a ball shopping until i drop at the mall til the police decided to create a monster out of me so they'd know everything i say and do that's the kind of police you need to be afraid of change your life just because they can i had to be nailed on a cross and forgive people this is past so when it happens to you i told you so didn't believe me just wait til it's you protect and serve What did you serve salted peanuts to the sugar muah I'm just a simpleton whatcha know about me I'm just a simpleton hanging in my family tree good thing that's over with when i woke up from that a few years ago i met up with the burleson police the took the rope off my neck and said they'd handle scoff fucking cough i don't care but choke like smoke mother fucker I'll be there solve my murder which one You and the chalk army chalked my money and life to the game so people could live and they wouldn't murder people anymore wait til the army forces you to be a victim then what will you do I'm just a simpleton whatcha know about me still hanging in my family tree by a hair mmhmm u there My neck still hurts everyday with what i know about texas it all starts with being undercover at an early age Yeah what do you think about that the police like what naked people in the hole and the army wanted to know how people went missing wait what i got all the answers because i lived it

    Greg ParksGreg Parksदिन पहले
  • 4:04 goosebumps every time

    HodajuciDjedGamesHodajuciDjedGamesदिन पहले
  • Mans just in sandbox mode at this point

    VenompoggVenompoggदिन पहले
  • Stopped watching at 0:11 that's all I needed to see to know you were going to rap about something bad. HOG for life.

    TRUTH BOMBSTRUTH BOMBSदिन पहले
  • So call me santa Claus cause at the present... I outta wrap then all I out rap them all ?!?!?!?!?! 🔥 🔥 🔥 Im literally dead from this Edit: eminem ft billie eilish would be lit af 🔥

    A-1A-1दिन पहले
  • I lost my shit when he said I'm "I'm Diddy side bitch"

    Mick AUDIOMick AUDIOदिन पहले
  • He uses each word 10 different ways

    Joshua 951Joshua 951दिन पहले
  • Dang bro I just realized you grew up in Detroit & my grandma is a Ford & I need a DNA 🧬 test The Henry Ford

    Terri Davis WilliamsTerri Davis Williamsदिन पहले
  • Love you em

    Black WidowBlack Widowदिन पहले
  • Genius

    Black WidowBlack Widowदिन पहले
  • 322 cabal low life 33 inch power mmm love kinky my soull will save for a doller haha

    Anton club off romeAnton club off romeदिन पहले
  • make some new music with HOPSIN bro .

    GAMEBR0VIPGAMEBR0VIPदिन पहले
  • Dude.. FIRE!!! 🔥🔥🔥 That song was so sick!! I might need to get a covid test. Just non stop dropping bombs!! ☄☄💣💣 keep up the fantastic work man!

    Yogi BearYogi Bearदिन पहले
  • When you’ve beat story mode and all the side missions and unlocked sandbox: Eminem’s new songs

    Jaiden AbramsJaiden Abramsदिन पहले
  • Most rappers:Flexing and being annoying Eminem:Dancing crows

    Studio 32Studio 322 दिन पहले
  • 5:14 ⚡⚡⚡

    Yoni 0928Yoni 09282 दिन पहले
  • My Reaction Video To This fire Song inautos.info/phone/v-iy/05doh3ml1mDMy2Y.html

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  • music.inautos.info/phone/v-iy/vJB7qa2eknHb3m4.html

    LAPICERO 38LAPICERO 382 दिन पहले
  • Eminem é o melhor. s2

    Junior RetucciJunior Retucci2 दिन पहले
  • Eminem is a best rapper in history, this guy is too heavy for the industry, his flow is so crazy, his voice is classic, I find it crazy that people question his legitimacy because he is white, his musicality is so rich, I do not know if the Americans are aware of it but he has an audience in almost every country in the world, every continents, there are blacks, whites, Asians, Arabs, Indians, Latinos ... Only he and mickael jackson have turntable records over 4 decades, it's no coincidence ... In 2020 it is the rap artist who sold the most album at 48 years old it is unimaginable at this age and for this music, and some dare to say that it is finished, if it is finished, they are all finished then ... from 2010 to 2020 it is the artist in the world who sold the most physical album, more than 14 million. I am an Arab man born in France and believe me in all Arabic speaking countries he has a large audience, we do not look at color or religion but talent. After more than 20 years of career he is still at the top although some say, when he rap in gnat or godzilla or alfred's theme or killer, it looks like he is 20 years old, his flow is unmatched ... (from France 🇫🇷) 🐐🐐🐐🎤👌🤙🏼😉

    K-RIM DJAZAÏR AmazighK-RIM DJAZAÏR Amazigh2 दिन पहले
  • The Goat

    The PlayerThe Player2 दिन पहले
  • If you are seeing this after 25 years, This man was a legend and will be 😁

    Garv MadanGarv Madan2 दिन पहले
  • 2:16 is my favorite verse

    Skigo RistickSkigo Ristick2 दिन पहले
  • Even in 50..... You still can't catch this guy. Rap God 🔥❤️❤️

    Matir PutulMatir Putul2 दिन पहले
  • Still the goat... No doubt

    will broccolowill broccolo2 दिन पहले
  • "because if cleanliness is next to godliness it's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself" PURE FIRE

    Watrax AppsWatrax Apps2 दिन पहले
  • "If cleanliness is godliness, it's obvious it's impossible for me to be beside myself", incredible.

    Harman SinghHarman Singh2 दिन पहले
  • *Eminem:I just went to pee , I'm seeing star wars, I just ate a brownie, now I'm Elmer fudge😂🤣😭😅🌋🌚*

    RaZoR WrAiThRaZoR WrAiTh2 दिन पहले
  • Why is this song way better when im not reading this lame music video?

    Nolan HuberNolan Huber2 दिन पहले
  • I'm at a Stop n Go. That's and old party story from the 80s in Michigan. The name changed to Dairy Mart now it's the K store. Damn!!!!

    Will MackWill Mack2 दिन पहले
  • I'm gonna overdose on this music

    ivin sunnyivin sunny2 दिन पहले
  • No

    Scott HayesScott Hayes2 दिन पहले
  • Thank you marshal Mathers, thank you

    EHEH2 दिन पहले
  • This man used wordplay this whole entire track he went off ngl he really is the lyric goat from what i just heard make sense

    RetrospectRetrospect2 दिन पहले
  • Bout time u released some gold u darn leprechaun

    Zoey FoxisZoey Foxis2 दिन पहले
  • check my ball hair

    Lil NyaLil Nya2 दिन पहले
  • for those who don't know, this was a freestyle and yes he said i'm diddy's side bitch and later edited it to i'm still east side bitch THAT WAS GODLY edit: thanks for the likes ya'll too kind

    Social therapistSocial therapist2 दिन पहले
    • @Social therapist ah power of positive thinking and projection, I like it. The secret

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    • @Google Playstore and thank you for subscribing to my channel

      Social therapistSocial therapist23 घंटे पहले
    • @Social therapist ah ok, thx for giving context to the back story

      Google PlaystoreGoogle Playstore23 घंटे पहले
    • @Google Playstore I actually thanked everyone before i even got the first like and the 1st was mine so that was all for entertainment purposes, glad i made you laugh though

      Social therapistSocial therapistदिन पहले
    • 4 likes. You got 4 likes and are thanking everyone? Lol

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  • How can you be so perfect?

    Thomas midnight88Thomas midnight882 दिन पहले
  • Sheeeesh

    HahnyHahny2 दिन पहले
  • Yea ive had more time to listen to this and bro this is some of the hardest shit ive ever heard. Eminem is at his peak now

    Asdfghjkl LkjhgfdsaAsdfghjkl Lkjhgfdsa3 दिन पहले
  • Bringing back the slick Rick shit this is fire 🔥

    KrugerツKrugerツ3 दिन पहले
  • This is so good

    Matei MagicuniMatei Magicuni3 दिन पहले
  • i didnt expect this to be actually good

    VersusXVersusX3 दिन पहले
  • WTF !

    Abdulaziz LutfullayevAbdulaziz Lutfullayev3 दिन पहले
  • This is fucking amazing

    Lrd _D34THLrd _D34TH3 दिन पहले
  • Eminem has always been my most inspirational motivation and a curriculum to do my own thing

    Sheva ShevaSheva Sheva3 दिन पहले
  • Yeah this is fire not gonna lie i listen to it everyday.

    EzLightEzLight3 दिन पहले
  • "You say trash is all that I put out bitch I still get the bag when I am putting garbage out" I think he made the dictionary cause that was fire af

    liyah nationliyah nation3 दिन पहले
  • This is the only song where the 'skirt skirt' has a meaning that I understand. Thanks Em.

    advancednewbieadvancednewbie3 दिन पहले
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  • Eminem's lyrics video look better than full-length music videos from many rappers.

    Andrè 1500Andrè 15003 दिन पहले
  • If eminem was born a few centuries earlier, we'd be learning how to spit bars in music classes instead of Beethoven and Mozart stuff

    Mohammed MahdiMohammed Mahdi3 दिन पहले
  • Holy shit the old shady's back!

    B L A C KB L A C K3 दिन पहले
  • Alfred Hitchcock 🙌

    david alonzodavid alonzo3 दिन पहले
  • More music

    Dylan ScholtenDylan Scholten3 दिन पहले
  • Em is a lyrical miracle

    ОлегОлег3 दिन पहले
  • This is the jam,period.

    Kelly JheehKelly Jheeh4 दिन पहले
  • 🧡💛💛💛😁🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡😁🏅🏆🎖️🥇🏅🏆🎖️🏆🏅🥇🏅🏆🎖️🏆🏅🥇🥈🥉🧨🎈🎀🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅@eminem

    Betul KancaBetul Kanca4 दिन पहले
  • The crow when it took the eye 👁

    American PranksterAmerican Prankster4 दिन पहले
  • Before I check the mic (check, check, one, two) I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (good evening) Coronavirus in effect tonight Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (yeah) I throw on my tux, then I (yeah) give zero fucks, then I (yeah) Act like a jockstrap (uh), cup my nuts, then I (yeah) Check my ball hair (what?), make sure it's all there (yeah) Then call the pallbearer (yeah) It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop? Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box You're all hitched to my cock (what?) Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot Then treated it like a cyclops Like it's the only one I got And my thoughts are like nines cocked (chk-chk) Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked That's why there's parental advising (visine) every time I drop (eye drop) So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out? Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out The filthiest, so all this talk about "I'm washed up", how preposterous Because if cleanliness is next to godliness It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun Still on top the pile Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial Quick to call you out on your bullshit Don't make me give that crock a dial 'Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the Bars that never slack, but always get attacked (yeah) I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit 'Cause I have this target on my back (ew, yuck) But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans I'd probably pop five Xans (yeah) Go in my garage, start my van Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can And doze off like But odds like that, with these thoughts I have's Like a giant getting squashed by ants If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors Like I just tossed my crayons (tossed my crayons) Small, medium, and large size cans Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands Shit, hold on, man Motherfucker Happy birthday to- Fuck (shh, quiet) I sit in silence in candlelit environments Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch What the fuck? Hold on, wait "I'm Diddy's side bitch?" Oh, I'm still east side, bitch So until the E-N-D, since EPMD Been givin' y'all the business (yeah), D-R-E and me (yup) From the MMLP to MTBMB (bitch) Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (haha) So call me Santa Clause (Santa Clause) 'Cause at the present (yeah), I out-rap 'em all, I'm at the mall Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (uh) Through a plastic straw (yeah) with a fractured jaw (damn) My dick is coat check (ha), she wanna jack it off (yeah) I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law Mentally, I'm fucked up General Lee (duh) Dukes of Hazzard car (yeah), get the cadaver dogs 'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (brr) This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp" I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt" Then go eat some worms, like the early bird What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander (panda) But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (damn) And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after Or they gon' give me the needle (what?) like a vinyl scratcher (DJ) Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't No bite, like a tree, mostly just all bark, arf, arf But y'all pickin' the wrong tree They call me dog because I'm bar king (bark, bark) And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park I'd describe it as bowling (why?) ball hard (ball's hard) 'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten 'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (pins) The cypher begins I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin My mind is a recycling bin There's no place I never been But I never budge and I never bend You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends Like adult diapers for men Even when I'm rappin' less stellar It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you But if bars were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter 'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (nah) So you'd be a fitted (yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap Bitch, I'll pee on your head like a Phillies hat (haha) No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree Bitch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea You're always punkin' out like Halloween You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome 'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood It's lookin' like it's that time of the month Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer Fuckin' phenomenal, but Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole Wait, why'd the beat cut off? Fuck it

    Mr. OtakuWeebMr. OtakuWeeb4 दिन पहले
  • 💀

    Mahdinul IslamMahdinul Islam4 दिन पहले
  • Eminem has so many homophones he must have Edger Alen Poe on speed dial.

    Jake BlueJake Blue4 दिन पहले
  • Meth Ean Tich Rist Son Rising, Watch Out Rap God..

    Christ Pot LeafChrist Pot Leaf4 दिन पहले
  • Damn

    Jason BrightJason Bright4 दिन पहले
  • coolll mann

    Bhavil PahadBhavil Pahad4 दिन पहले
  • I wonder when all the elitists that framed Em as low-brow entertainment are going to admit to themselves that he can dissect and reconstruct the English language on a James Joyce level?

    djmikiodjmikio4 दिन पहले
  • This Is Hot TRASH...EMINEM, JUST KNOW YOU WILL NEVER BE HALF A MC AS PAPOOSE!!! FACTZZZZ , ya content sucks...

    Vince CarterVince Carter4 दिन पहले
    • u rite I guess

      jefferson Greenidgejefferson Greenidge3 दिन पहले
  • This guy's a fucking monster. Literally, you have to listen to the shit multiple times, aint a soul on this earth that can do this shit, PERIOD! I will praise EM till the day I DIE

    Zachary EtterZachary Etter4 दिन पहले
  • I LOVE YOU SHIBA INU COIN 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘🤩🤩

    Geg HfgGeg Hfg4 दिन पहले
  • Who thumbs down this ? L

    The Duncan ClanThe Duncan Clan4 दिन पहले
  • How does this only have 4M views? Lyrical genius!

    XeoMakXeoMak4 दिन पहले
  • رپ فقد لرد جزایری این بچه مچه ها هیچن

    sadraaa_8sadraaa_84 दिन पहले
  • OK i need a day off after listening to this

    Uncle MamadUncle Mamad4 दिन पहले
  • so when are they gonna give eminem the nobel lit prize?

    Sybil SallySybil Sally5 दिन पहले
  • Fk. 🔥 This is the legend I remember.

    M7 ProductionsM7 Productions5 दिन पहले
  • ya ur fresher than most like sum dusty weed when outlasten like my vapor Starting On Video Now Goon Used DROP THE BOMB AND UR PART IN THE KILLER REMIX Cause U Make Me Laugh But I Dont Laugh MR J JUST HEARS A DING WHEN HE HEARS THE CLUES

    Clyde Da Janeiro InfiniteClyde Da Janeiro Infinite5 दिन पहले
  • Call me santa cluas coz at the present i out rap em all 🤯

    YngFernoe 1YngFernoe 15 दिन पहले
  • Considering Bragi was the god of music and poetry, i think we know who's skinbag he's wearing today....

    aragot raaragot ra5 दिन पहले
  • This song’s a banger, but why is no one talking about how good these visuals are?

    Karm-AlgamationKarm-Algamation5 दिन पहले
  • dope track

    Jack WardleJack Wardle5 दिन पहले
  • It's sour grapes, I'm still 'wine' I'm the best cellar

    DJ FadedDJ Faded5 दिन पहले